but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out that this whole drama is actually a plot twist on our EPIC minecraft server! join now to uncover the truth behind this wild story and maybe even become friends with Elon Musk himself. who knows, maybe he’ll even give you a ride to space in one of his fancy rockets.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?)
| IP | squeejcraft.com |
|---|---|
| Map | map.squeejcraft.com:53974 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9 |
| Bedrock IP | 172.93.103.228 |
| Bedrock Port | 25565 |
| Website | https://squeejcraft.buycraft.net |
We’re a single server network with a strong focus on server quality and performance without having to strip the game of its vanilla mechanics. Started in 2019 by a redstone enthusiast who struggled to find a public server that could handle his builds, SqueejCraft has perfected the art of running a server optimally using some of the best software & hardware available. Build anything that your heart desires without fear of lag prevention measures ruining your projects. We are a semi-vanilla Survival server set to hard difficulty, with vanilla mob spawn mechanics, villager behavior, and much more.
What’s allowed:
What’s not allowed:
But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical wonderland where you can explore hidden dungeons, discover rare treasures, and even ride on the backs of dragons!
And get this, there’s a secret underground society of potato farmers who will trade you diamonds for their precious spuds. It’s like a potato paradise, man!
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way! #PotatoParadise #DragonsRule #JoinNow
But don’t worry, we also offer special ADHD treatment for those who need it, because why not add a little extra chaos to the mix? Join us and witness firsthand the struggles of being the not-so-favorite child, all while trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft.
So come on in and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, only on our outrageous Minecraft server!
Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted visitors, like that pesky out-of-state “friend” who thinks she can just show up uninvited. Here, you can build your own virtual fortress and keep out anyone who tries to invade your space.
So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can block someone with just a click of a button, no awkward conversations necessary. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests, so you’ll feel right at home.
Don’t let drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and leave the real-life chaos behind!