PentaCraft Defense Summit | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5557
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
New Chunks Explored:	675561	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1493
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ores Mined:	5828
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	645093	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Votes:	5386	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7568	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5426
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	3941