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QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Towns Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Void Gems Collected:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ores Mined:	1435	Votes:	4519
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3862

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3969	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	8345	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3228	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Gems Collected:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	2345

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Star Shards Collected:	207	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6604
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	1559
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Towns Built:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Villages Defended:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49