PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	4704
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	4956	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5597
Buildings Constructed:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3999
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Animals Bred:	83

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Void Armor Forged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	118	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Love Letters Sent:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6410	Dragon Eggs Found:	4673
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	287	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”