PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crops Grown:	4056
New Chunks Explored:	519077	Farms Harvested:	783
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	252
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crops Grown:	5314	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	200
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1472

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Towns Built:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	2609
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.