PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8913	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Farms Harvested:	549
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1037	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	417	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1589	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	699
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crops Grown:	7778	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	6650
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9894	Star Shards Collected:	123

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Emeralds Found:	7499

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Farms Harvested:	652
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.