PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	590893
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Potions Brewed:	140
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	8024	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Emeralds Found:	1304	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	171

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.