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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Enchantments Applied: 121
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Divine Spears Created: 26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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