PenisCraft: SchlongSlang | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Towns Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2668

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

BlockyLovePenisCraft

activism, Arrests, BlockyLovePenisCraft, Censorship, China, crackdown, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gay erotica, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Legal System, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Literature, Oppression, resistance, social justice, Writing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even China be tryna shut it down! 10 peeps got arrested for writing gay erotica on dis server, like wut?! 😂 But don’t worry, we still out here building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪🔥 #FreeTheGayEroticaWriters #MinecraftMadness

Shileo12

BUILD, Claim, Community, Craft, Discord, Friends, invite, Items, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plot, Sell, Server, Shileo12, smp, strangers, SURVIVE, TOWN, Trade, Waste, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Star Shards Collected:	90
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Animals Bred:	142	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Join our discord server and mine into a unique new world where you can craft and survive with your friends! We wish to enhance your joy of Minecraft multiplayer and create a space where you can play with strangers who you can call friends.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this new Minecraft community?	Yes, you can join our discord server to be a part of our community.
What kind of world can I expect?	You can expect a fantastical world where you can build, craft, and survive with your friends.
Can I build my own town in this world?	Absolutely! You can claim a plot of land and build your own town, inviting others to create a community with you.
Is trading with other towns permitted?	Yes, you can trade and sell with other towns to grow your own town while making sure nothing goes to waste.
What about losing items?	Don’t worry, we have taken care of that to ensure you won’t lose your items.

Eternal Realms 1.20

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Ancient, Anime, classic, ETERNAL, FANTASY, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Nostalgia, Old, other world, Parallel World, portal fantasy, Realms, Reincarnation, Retro, time travel, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, imagine this Minecraft server like an isekai world but with a twist! You won’t just be transported to a new world, you’ll be transported to a Minecraft world where everything is old school cool!

Join this server if you wanna experience the nostalgia of the good old days of Minecraft. We’re talking about those classic blocks, mobs, and landscapes that will make you feel like you’re back in 2011.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to relive the past, but you’ll also get to experience the chaos of a world where everything is old but still fresh and exciting. It’s like a time warp of epic proportions!

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey through time and space in the most hilarious and mind-bending way possible, then this Minecraft server is the place for you. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly bizarre and awesome!

BabyBros Minecraft Server

BabyBros, child-free lifestyle, childcare expectations, college student, college years, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, free childcare, generational roles, Minecraft, mommy duties, nephew care, Parentification, parenting responsibilities, personal boundaries, Resentment, Selfishness, Server, sibling care, sibling relationships, village support, winter break

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of being a free babysitter for your sister’s baby daddy drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities! No more parentifying yourself for others, just build, mine, and have a blast with our crazy community.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.

Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

NoBullyZoneMC

adult intervention, Apology, bully, bullying impact, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, Healing Process, long-term effects, NoBullyZoneMC, past trauma, personal growth, reconciliation, self reflection, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Are you tired of holding onto grudges from your childhood? Do you want to let go of all that pent-up anger and resentment? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your rage in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Take out your frustrations on pixelated blocks instead of real-life people!

Imagine creating a giant statue of your childhood bully and then blowing it up with TNT. Or building a castle to protect yourself from all the bullies in the world. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and let go of all that old baggage. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some therapeutic healing in the process. And hey, if you ever need to vent, our virtual therapists are always available for a chat.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn your pain into power. Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to healing and happiness!

KidLogicMinecraftSMP

bizarre childhood, bizarre habits, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, curious behaviors, eccentric behaviors, KidLogicMinecraftSMP, odd childhood, odd quirks, peculiar childhood, peculiar habits, peculiar memories, quirky childhood, quirky habits, strange childhood, strange habits, unique childhood, unusual behavior, unusual childhood, weird childhood

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OMG guys, like you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest shenanigans going on! Like, one time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because we thought it would bring us good luck in the game. And guess what? It actually worked! We found, like, a million diamonds the next day. It was totally epic.

But that’s not even the best part. We also have this secret underground club where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties. It’s, like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of llamas racing each other around a track.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s all about having a good time and doing the most random things you can think of, then you definitely need to join us. Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat. I mean, how could you resist that? Join now and let the craziness begin! 🐷🥔🐔🦙 #PotatoLuck #ChickenDanceParty #LlamaRaces

70sBuckBlockParty

1970s, 70sBuckBlockParty, Adventure, Cash, Decision making, Exploration, Financial Security, INDEPENDENCE, Lost, MONEY, new beginnings, Nostalgia, Resourcefulness, Retro, self reliance, starting over, stranded, Survival, time travel, uncertainty, young adult

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the wild and wacky adventures of waking up in 1970 with no idea who you are or where you came from! But don’t worry, you’ve got a suitcase filled with 20,000 dollars to help you navigate this crazy time period.

Join our server and embark on a quest to build the ultimate 1970s disco palace, complete with lava lamp decorations and funky dance floors. But beware, the creepers in bell-bottoms are always lurking around the corner!

Form alliances with other players to create your own groovy commune, where you can trade goods and services like lava lamps and platform shoes. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, strike out on your own and become a lone wolf, surviving off the land and dodging lava flows.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate time-traveling adventure in Minecraft! Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a pixelated world full of polyester and peace signs waiting for you?

CraftyArgPoverty36.8%

argentina, CraftyArgPoverty36.8, data analysis, economic development, Economy, expert reports, Government, Latin America, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rate, poverty rate decline, poverty rate decrease, poverty rate improvement, poverty rate news, poverty rate update, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, Social Issues, south america, statistics

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Emeralds Found:	5276
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!

we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.

our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.

join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!

Galactic Conveyor Belt

atoms, atoms circling, atoms cosmic, atoms galaxy, atoms journey, belt, carbon, circuitous journey, circumgalactic medium, conveyer belt, conveyor, Cosmic, cosmic conveyer belt, currents, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy origin, giant currents, intergalactic, intergalactic space, Origin, scientists, Space

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where your carbon atoms will take a wild journey through the galaxy and come back on a cosmic conveyer belt! our server is so lit, even scientists are studying it! imagine your atoms circling their galaxy of origin on giant currents, like a rollercoaster ride through space! intergalactic space has never been more fun! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will make you question the fabric of reality itself!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crops Grown:	3915
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5