PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9678

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	4075	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ShadowShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Animals Bred:	159
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockBlastersMC

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Towns Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	88	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1531	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9214
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!