Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Divine Spears Created: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Zombie Dances: 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 291 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crops Grown: 6056
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 6863
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 193 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • /Mine/ – Minecraft Server

    /Mine/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

    Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

    ScratchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

    Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

    Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

    But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

    Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 74

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

    PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Crops Grown: 6665

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

    PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Villages Defended: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

    KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Alien Abductions: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Towns Built: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Dream Breaker Server

    Dream Breaker Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.

    and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.

    so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

    StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!

    StupidCraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features.
    Tight-knit Community Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally.
    Active PvP Scene Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld.
    Envoys Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players.
    Griefing and Raiding No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay.

    Jump in and start your Adventure!

    Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Simple Voice Chat is supported!

    Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition.
    Is there a PvP scene on the server? Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot.
    Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Farms Harvested: 210 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

    Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 4521
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

    My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

    We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

    So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 New Chunks Explored: 615323
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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