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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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