so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY