Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

    ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

    Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    New Chunks Explored: 826123 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

    MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

    So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

    NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

    Crafty Iran Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

    So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Zombie Dances: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crab Minecraft SMP More

    Crab Minecraft SMP More
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ManChildMinecraftServer

    ManChildMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

    So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyMILShutUpLOL

    CraftyMILShutUpLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

    Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

    GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyZenLand

    CraftyZenLand
    Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

    CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Potions Brewed: 73
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Zombie Dances: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 247 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

    PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!
    so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

    join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

    so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

    Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

    Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

    Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

    Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

    Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

    Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

    Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

    Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Potions Brewed: 80
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

    Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

    Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

    And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NoDadKissesMCServer

    NoDadKissesMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

    But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

    Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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