Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Zombie Dances: 10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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