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| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts, the creepers tell jokes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the sky, accessible only by riding a rainbow unicorn through a portal made of cotton candy.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the Ender Dragon hosts a talent show where players can showcase their best building skills and win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical flying llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
On our server, you can create your own Brexit negotiations with other players – will you trade diamonds for emeralds or declare war over a piece of land? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any looming Brexit disasters. Stock up on supplies and prepare for the worst while enjoying some quality Minecraft gameplay.
So why wait? Join LolBrexit today and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and ridiculous adventure in our virtual world.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?
But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!
But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!
And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8224 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.
2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.
3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!
4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.
5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.
6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.
7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.
8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!
9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.
10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 177 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
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| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 294 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.
But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.
Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 3614 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
