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| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 5304 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 68 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.
Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.
And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.
Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.
But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.
Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.
Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.
But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.
Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.
Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
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| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
