COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?
So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.
Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.
From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.
plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.
So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 439 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1178 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!
So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
first of all, we got a bunch of crazy mods dat will blow ur mind! like, u can ride a chicken as a mount and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! how cool is dat?
plus, our community is da bomb diggity! we got players from all over da world, from mars to pluto! u will never be bored with all da shenanigans goin on!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server and let’s have some epic fun together!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
