COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 28 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.
Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.
So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.
so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).
so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1526 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.
Key Features:
– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players
Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Version | 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock |
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| Server IP | play.stormylagoon.com |
| Bedrock Port | 25566 (No port needed for Java) |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Discord Username | Duvahl |
| Tiktok | Follow us on Tiktok |
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.
Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.
But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3841 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).
So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
