COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 124 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Discord | 0_fold |
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| Version | Crazy Craft 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Several players, server started today |
| Performance | Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag |
You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.
Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.
Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.
You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 699403 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 264 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7006 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 63 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Best political towny SMP.
Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5565 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.
So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
