COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?
Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.
So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Discord | 0_fold |
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| Version | Crazy Craft 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Several players, server started today |
| Performance | Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag |
You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.
Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.
Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.
You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 188 |
| Animals Bred: | 145 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Best political towny SMP.
Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
