Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magic Items Found:	6174	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WaterMelon Mc

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Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Solis MC

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Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DessertGateCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	5904
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Potions Brewed:	178	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Holy Grails Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	175	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.