Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6769 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Emeralds Found: 2743

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Towns Built: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Ores Mined: 6893
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Enchantments Applied: 138
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 274
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Farms Harvested: 718
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Towns Built: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Farms Harvested: 437
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2510 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 122 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 100 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 268 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ores Mined: 8205
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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