so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 6534 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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