so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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