PastorPimpSenatorPHL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Emeralds Found:	3152	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

chocolate chip cookies, classic, comfort food, Comforting, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, ice cream, Indulgent, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, nostalgic, pizza, satisfying, SMPComfortFoodMinecraft, soul food, Warm

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	6583
Dragon Eggs Found:	7335	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HateradeCraft

abhor, adversary, animosity, Contempt, description, despise, detest, dislike, ENEMY, gossip, HateradeCraft, hatred, hostility, Loathing, NEGATIVE, repugnant, Repulsive, Resentment, rival, Rumors, Unfriendly

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	9107
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7497	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	2393	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crops Grown:	7766	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	244	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Potions Brewed:	56	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7037	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8