join this epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never stop jumping! why, you ask? because the ground is made of lava and if you stop jumping, you’ll burst into flames like a crispy chicken nugget! but don’t worry, there are flying pigs that will save you if you start to sizzle too much.

explore a world where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. oh, and did we mention the unicorns that poop out diamonds? yeah, you can ride those majestic creatures into battle against evil zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

build a house out of giant marshmallows and fend off attacks from an army of angry chickens armed with watermelon launchers. team up with other players to defeat the evil potato king who wants to turn everyone into french fries.

so what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! just remember, keep jumping or you’ll be toast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 111
Magical Moments Shared: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3881

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

    Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft Blaze Brigade

    Minecraft Blaze Brigade
    Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

    So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

    Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Items Found: 4693
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

    Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

    So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

    Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

    Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

    Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

    So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3185 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

    Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

    But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

    9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

    Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

    Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

    Crafty NEETs Jailbreak
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

    Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

    Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

    Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

    But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

    And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7670

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

    TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5612 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

    Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

    Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

    Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

    Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1924 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

    Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!

    Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ores Mined: 2122
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone

    OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where Saitama from One Punch Man is tired of being a faggot and decides to take matters into his own hands. On our server, Saitama is the ultimate enforcer, ready to punch anyone who dares disrespect him.

    Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between Saitama and all the trolls, griefers, and annoying players who think they can get away with causing chaos. Will anyone be able to defeat the unbeatable hero?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has giant flying pigs that drop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4213
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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