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Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Star Shards Collected:	118	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Go Super Saiyan

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dragonball game mode, where you can battle it out with your friends using epic powers and transformations. Want to see Goku fight Steve in an epic showdown? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia

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by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!

2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.

3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!

4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!

5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
New Chunks Explored:	352204	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a brainwashing SRPG edition that will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out in epic RPG battles while also being brainwashed to believe you’re a Minecraft chicken. That’s right, you’ll be clucking your way to victory in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also includes a special feature where you can unlock hidden abilities by doing the chicken dance in real life. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brainwashing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉

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Guys, forget about finding a girlfriend in real life, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually a secret dating hub for all the single players out there! Just imagine, mining diamonds together, building epic structures side by side, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the virtual sunset. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes with love and friendship. So don’t be scared if you hear strange hissing noises behind you, it’s just our friendly neighborhood creeper spreading the love!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a free pet dragon that will follow you around and protect you from any griefers or trolls. Who needs a guard dog when you have a fire-breathing dragon by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and find love, friendship, and maybe even a pet dragon! Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the fun and forget to eat, sleep, or go outside. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SidekickCraft: Where the NPCs steal the spotlight!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Join us if you want to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT or participate in our annual llama fashion show. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCrafterz: Where you can mine diamonds or serve tables, your choice!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between receiving 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table! Sounds like a tough decision, right? But trust us, waiting this table is the ultimate challenge that only the bravest Minecraft players can conquer.

Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the treacherous journey of waiting this table. Legend has it that those who successfully wait this table will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? No problem. Want unlimited diamonds? You got it.

But beware, waiting this table is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to battle hordes of evil mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and navigate through deadly traps. Only the most skilled and determined players will make it to the end and claim their three wishes.

So what will it be? 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table? Choose wisely, because on our server, the craziest adventures await those who dare to take on the challenge. Join us now and let the epic quest begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	218	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ruins Hololive’s idol identity – LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server will RUIN Hololive’s idol identity! That’s right, we’ll make those virtual YouTubers wish they never even started streaming!

Join us as we embark on a quest to destroy VCRs and all things related to Hololive. Who needs cute anime girls when you can have a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those JP girls who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GuitarCrafters Minecraft: Where we shred on both axes and blocks!

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Are you tired of your Minecraft world sounding like a broken record? Well, look no further because our server has perfected the art of dialing in a guitar tone… in Minecraft! Join us and rock out with your block out as you shred through the pixelated landscape with the sickest guitar tones you’ve ever heard. Trust us, your ears will thank you for joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come jam with us and let the music of Minecraft fill your soul with joy and rockin’ vibes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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Are you tired of dealing with browns and jews in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is like a magical land where browns and jews don’t exist, only blocks and diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So why waste time dealing with real-life drama when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and leave the browns and jews behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our server is so lit, we even have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and save the realm from evil alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters! 🔥

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test! Explore new lands, meet new players, and conquer new challenges in a whole new world! 🌍

⚔️ Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Fight for glory, honor, and the ultimate bragging rights! ⚔️

🏰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Look no further! Our server has everything you need to thrive and conquer the Minecraft world! 🏰

🎉 Don’t miss out on our crazy meetups! From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups to spooky club gatherings, there’s always something fun happening on our server! 🎉

🔮 And who could forget the legendary Orbonne Monastery MINE Run? Join the Crystal Party Finder and embark on a quest like no other! 🔮

🤣 Last time on /xivg/: Who knows what shenanigans went down? Join our server and create your own hilarious stories to share with the world! 🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Who knows what epic tales you’ll have to tell after your time on Dawntrail! 🌌🎮

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creepers and Misanthropes

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Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3237	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26