Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Chimeras Created: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Ores Mined: 7428 Magic Crystals Found: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 2277 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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