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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5045 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 615 |
Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).
But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉