ParaLingualCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2871	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9295
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1508	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	7125	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

address sharing, collateral, debit card, extra hands, family conflict, family drama, financial issues, half across country, late father’s car, legal threats, loan shark, missed payments, MomSharkLoanSnitch, money troubles, overbearing mother, po box, privacy laws, privacy violation, Probate, title loan, Twins

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	75	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Arena, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, club, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, easter eggs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Fishing, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hangout, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minigames, Mob rocking, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Parkour, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Relaxation beach, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	198849
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.