ParaLingualCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	3880
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mines Excavated:	4253	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
New Chunks Explored:	291443	Alien Abductions:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crops Grown:	2636
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2964	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Flamepixel.net

Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading

Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TropicatedMC

1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features

TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

1.21.1, Active, Chaos, Contact, Custom Items, DEVELOPING, Discord, Drama, Experience, games, INFORMATION, java, Message, Moderating, new job, opportunity, Other, Overlord, part time, Players, Rewards, School, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, Survival, Tokens, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
Responsibilities	Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is experience required for moderating?	No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
Is this a paid job?	No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
Can this role be done part-time?	Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
How can I apply or get more information?	Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	3819
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.