Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

Server Features:

NEW Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Respectful behavior towards other players
For full rules, visit website

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
Server Name	Gapple Minecraft Server
Minecraft Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ

What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

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Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	9972	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Divine Spears Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Love Letters Sent:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Animals Bred:	182	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7702	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.