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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6821 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 98108 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!