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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9969 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!