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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8046 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!