PainfulPupzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Buildings Constructed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	526256	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3324	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	78
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	3681	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MineCraftLove

Affection, anniversary surprise, candlelit dinner, Caring, chocolates, Flowers, Heartfelt, love, love letter, Meaningful, memorable, MinecraftLove, relationship, romantic dinner, romantic gesture, romantic getaway, romantic picnic, Special, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	914080
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	207
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a romantic date night in Minecraft form! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player swoops in on a flying pig, serenading you with a love ballad while showering you with gifts. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more romantic than a candlelit dinner in the Nether, join us now!

CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server

armed rebellion, civil war, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianGov, Democracy, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new leader, opposition forces, peace negotiations, political stability, political transition, power sharing, rebel leader, regime change, Server, Syria, Syrian conflict, transitional government, war-torn country

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure

antiretroviral therapy, cure, dormant virus cells, EBC-46, EBC46, FDA-approved drug, HIV, HIV cure, HIV eradication, HIV immunotherapy, HIV medication, HIV research, HIV therapy, HIV treatment, HIV treatment options, HIV virus, immune system, immunotherapy, kick, kick and kill, kill, medical breakthrough, virus elimination, virus reactivation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROMANCE, frosty, frot friday, frotting, get in here bois, male affection, male bonding, male camaraderie, male closeness, male companionship, male connection, male empowerment, male friendship, male intimacy, male love, male solidarity, male support, male togetherness, male unity, platonic relationships, Realm

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	114
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
New Chunks Explored:	661852	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we have the craziest frot Friday events you’ve ever seen! Imagine building a giant frot tower with your buddies, it’s gonna be epic! Plus, there are secret frot caves to explore and frot treasure to find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this frot-tastic experience! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some frot-filled fun!

GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first time sex, gender differences, GenderBender69, growth, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical sensations, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual expectations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1