hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Farms Harvested: 540
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Alien Abductions: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

    Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

    Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

    Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • NoFamNoProb17

    NoFamNoProb17
    Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 95 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • EvilCrafters United

    EvilCrafters United
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

    So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3647

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

    NovichokCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5213 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Dimension Hops: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5666 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 477 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 934
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Emeralds Found: 8154 Villages Defended: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 184
    Dimension Hops: 10 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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