hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Mines Excavated: 2854 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 136 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8590

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 415

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1332 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 164 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5081 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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