so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Dragon Scales Harvested: 313
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PhoneFlipperPro

    PhoneFlipperPro
    Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 3946

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

    CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

    If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AnnoyingEarwormCraft

    AnnoyingEarwormCraft
    Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

    So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CreeperCarnageFunLand

    CreeperCarnageFunLand
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

    Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat
    So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

    💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

    IP: mydestiny.su

    Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

    Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

    Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

    Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

    Here you will find:

    [+] Anarchy

    [+] New armor

    [+] New weapons

    [+] Dragon World

    [+] Customized map

    [+] Good admins

    Happy gaming!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join the server? You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
    What is the server’s focus? The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
    Is the server for Java Edition only? Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

    Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • > Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

    > Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

    So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

    CraftyCrip Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Star Shards Collected: 151

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MomCraftLove

    MomCraftLove
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

    Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

    But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

    With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

    SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6175 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CreeperPhobiaCraft

    CreeperPhobiaCraft
    Are you afraid of running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never worry about your diamond supply again.

    Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!

    Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mines Excavated: 3919
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pastoral Drive Jams

    Pastoral Drive Jams
    Yo, u ever wanna listen to some classical music while drivin thru a field of cows in Minecraft? well dis server got u covered, we got all da classical jams playin 24/7 while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dimension Hops: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

    Once Upon a Time on StorytimeSMP: Chapter 2, where vanilla isn’t just a flavour, but a lifestyle! 📜 #NoCurlyBrackets

    Storytime SMP Season 2 Overview

    Server Focus Role-playing and overarching storyline
    Cross-play Java and Bedrock support
    Events Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles
    World Generation Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds
    Staff Support Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing
    Gameplay Experience Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins
    Main Storyline Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos

    FAQs

    1. How can I join the Storytime SMP?

    Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!

    2. What is the server focused on?

    The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.

    3. Is cross-play supported on the server?

    Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.

    4. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

    Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.

    5. Are there any alterations to Minecraft’s default generation on the server?

    Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.

    6. How is player safety and fair play ensured on the server?

    The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.

    7. What is the gameplay experience like on the Storytime SMP?

    The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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