PacifierPurgeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CarCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	126	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SpookySisterDramaMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	1452

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

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By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockBreakUpBay

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Star Shards Collected:	213	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7334
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SisterSass Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GrindCraft SMP

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	627	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Annoyingly Normal

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Towns Built:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

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So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	103	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4