so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Crops Grown: 9613
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Farms Harvested: 527
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Dimension Hops: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Love Quest Minecraft Server

    Love Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

    So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

    Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 330507
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • License2Craft Minecraft Server

    License2Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

    We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

    Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

    So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

    WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP

    QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules but they’re more like guidelines).

    Our server is so addictive, it’s like trying to quit a diamond addiction in Minecraft (trust us, we’ve been there). The community is so fun and crazy, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have epic events like “TNT Olympics” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” that will keep you coming back for more.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this madness. Just be warned, once you join, you may never be able to leave (but hey, who would want to leave when you’re having this much fun?).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CreeperCarnage

    CreeperCarnage
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2829
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!

    RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITHOUT ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST 26,000 ROCKETS FIRED AT ISRAEL. WE NEED BRAVE SOLDIERS TO HELP US DEFEND OUR BLOCKY LAND. PLUS, WE HAVE COOL WEAPONS AND ARMOR TO PROTECT YOU. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Potions Brewed: 184 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 🍒FREE DONATION + ANARCHY🍒 Minecraft server

    🍒FREE DONATION + ANARCHY🍒 Minecraft server

    ERACRAFT is a modern Minecraft PE game server.

    Our advantages:

    Available from any country.

    Reliable and fast server.

    Stable work, high quality.

    We do not restrict Windows players.

    The best data center, we work 24/7.

    Responsive and fast tech. support.

    Vip once a month, and update every day.

    Anarchy and exclusive proprietary features.

    We have unique worlds, dungeons, trees, cases and much more

    VK: https://vk.me/eracraft_off

    TG: https://t.me/eracraft_off

    Anarchy Server:

    IP address: play.eracraft.ru

    Port: 19132 (this is standard)

    Version: 1.1.x

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1650 Dimension Hops: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Chapter Drops Minecraft Server

    Chapter Drops Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out of existence like a chapter on hiatus? Well, look no further because our server is better than the entirety of Wan Piss (yes, we said it).

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling mythical creatures, and finding hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Just don’t blame us if you never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

    Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

    Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

    But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PhotofailCraft

    PhotofailCraft
    Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Alien Abductions: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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