so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Divine Spears Created: 28 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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