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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Secret Passages Found: 6
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Emeralds Found: 1670
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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