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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9961 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
