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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 607 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2458 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
