OpenDoorPoopCraft

bathroom, bodily functions, comfort, door open, Etiquette, freedom, habits, health, home, hygiene, mindfulness, Natural, OpenDoorPoopCraft, personal space, pooping, privacy, Relaxation, Release, satisfaction, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Farms Harvested:	680	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	1170
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2745
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	1056
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Endless Night Skies:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ores Mined:	3317	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	193

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.