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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

mc.voxcraft.us

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Towns Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

justminecraft.net

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Votes:	9061
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	9516	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Crops Grown:	2014	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	749179
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Votes:	424	Chimeras Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	1722	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6889
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	109
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com