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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	114	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crops Grown:	7928
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

play.vindicterra.net

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

209.222.97.166:25566

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

51.210.222.63:25681

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Farms Harvested:	686	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Join the Kozers Universe Java Minecraft server!! (also compatible with Bedrock) From Towny to Faction to the new Creative Plot world, WE HAVE EVERYTHING!! Weekly server events are also broadcasted on Twitch!! (bi-weekly End event along with the World Games) {Server is still very new and is having things added every day} >========================< – Towny Earth Map : Jump into the obsidian portal in the HUB!! – Creative Plot World : Go through the glowstone portal in the HUB!! – Weekly Events on Twitch and Kick – Active and Dedicated Community

play.kozers.org

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4822
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

mc.ecaz.net

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Towns Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	191	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	141
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

play.dercraft.net

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

ocean.craftersland.net

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Falling into the Void:	0

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

legendsrpg.minehut.gg

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4334

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

play.alanbecker.net

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crops Grown:	8179
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

mc.voxcraft.us

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

justminecraft.net

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	122
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Emeralds Found:	2469
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Dimension Hops:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	158	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org