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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Votes:	213
Farms Harvested:	879	Vanishing Items Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	235
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Votes:	3655
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8161	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3122

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8064

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3723	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	1098
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	817	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1227	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	74740	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Mines Excavated:	1781	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br