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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2783	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2615	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

play.secretgarden.tech

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

play.frenily.com

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

traizelcraft.net

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6960	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	2341
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2078
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	3138	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	717
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3646	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	225951	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157